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Is Technology the Reason Our Kids Can’t Read? April 5, 2008

Filed under: Teaching — News Writer @ 12:34 am

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Photo by Yo Spiff

I’ve been working on a theory lately.

According to the Foundation for Child Development’s “2006 Child Well-Being Index”, children’s educational achievement levels have largely “flat-lined” since 1975. They had been declining prior to this, and from my perspective, they’ve done more than flat-line, they’ve fallen down a very deep well.

At the risk of oversimplifying what is apparently a very complex issue, I’m going to tell you what I think is a large part of the reason for this decline.

Xerox machines.

Yup. Mimeographing was popular in the 70’s, and then came the ubiquitous copier. Now, instead of having to copy notes off of a chalkboard, students often have the notes handed to them, already copied. Instead of having to write questions and answers out of a textbook, they are provided with the ever-popular worksheet, made possible by Xerox. Instead of copying math problems off of the board and figuring them out on paper, they are provided with, yep, worksheets that often have part of the problem already completed.

I could go on and on.

I have so many students who I believe have brilliant minds, but they cannot read or write at what would have been considered a third grade level 40 years ago. Why should they know how to write? They haven’t ever had to do it, at least not in an academic manner, aside from the occasional research paper that they either purchase, plagerize or painstakingly write with one hand while the other is being held. They are, however, quite proficient at writing with MySpace syntax, proving that practice makes perfect.

Here is what I see many of my students do if I give them a typical fill-in-the-blank or multiple choice worksheet. They flip through the book, looking for keywords as fast as possible. They are impatient. They bubble in the correct choice and turn in the paper 10 minutes later. It may be correct. Did it help them learn to read or write? No. Did they learn the content? No way!

I keep thinking about schools in economically depressed parts of the world that manage to turn out students who speak, read and write proficiently in more than one language. Lots of times, all these schools have to work with is chalkboards. Many are lucky to have books! But still, learning occurs. Shoot, even in the war-torn country of Afghanistan, you can find many youth who can read the Koran and have memorized it. While this education may not exactly be comprehensive, my point is that the teaching methods have been effective. Would we have had plane-crashing fanatical terrorists attack us if mullahs had handed out Xeroxed copies of the Koran with a couple of fill in the blank exercises? If we want to cripple a country, perhaps we should send them a copier.

 

College? What’s That? March 26, 2008

Filed under: Teaching — News Writer @ 11:59 pm

I’ve got college on the brain. I have several seniors in my class right now, which is pretty unusual. The counselors in my district don’t do a whole lot of counseling, so it turns out that all but one of these kids have not even taken the SAT, even though they are interested in going to college. So I am running around like crazy gathering up FAFSAs and other paperwork, and generally providing information about college. Most of my students don’t know what things like “B.A.s” even are. We’re working on that.

Some of the best information that I’ve seen about choosing a college turns out to also be the most accessible to youth. Kettering has the most hilarious “Stickman” videos. The one above is about choosing the right college. It is definitely a departure from the usual recruiting material. It is so good that I plan on sharing it with my class. I’ve already put it on my class blog. Since my kiddos a departure from the usual alternative school routine, I’m sure it will be viewed many times.

Since I have since realized that it would have been nice to have gotten a degree in something that makes money, I talk to my students about careers that can bring in the green, like
mechanical engineering. I make sure to note that Criminal Justice is not a money-making field. Nor is teaching.

One of my students knows what’s up. He’s read the
US News Best Colleges guide, taken the SAT several times, and has already been accepted to one university. The others, well, we still have a lot of work to do. One of them is absolutely brilliant, and it is a crime that no one told him how to apply to college. He is someone who would do well at any college he chose

A school that’s been making the news is Kettering University. They got the number one ranking for industrial and manufacturing engineering in US News and World Report’s America’s Best Colleges Guide for 2008. They are definitely worth checking out. Don’t forget to watch the videos while you’re there. They are so cute!

 

How to Make Teenagers Hate You February 25, 2008

Filed under: Life, Teaching — News Writer @ 11:08 pm

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Photo by N!(K — loveforphotography –

My students have no problem telling me who they hate. These people are usually adults, often in a position of power. Why the animosity? Here’s what I’ve figured out, based on the commentary. If you would like to join the list, follow the steps listed below.

    1. Tell them that they need to have a better attitude. After all, you always have a great attitude, and never ever complain, right?

    2. Emphasize that you understand them, because you were young once too. Be sure and tell them they’ll “get over it”, when they confide in your about a problem. Completely ignore that things were indeed different when you were in high school.

    3. Tell them what to do. Don’t offer any choices. Even if you have to have the lawn mowed on Saturday, don’t let them decide if they’ll complete the job at 6 am or 9 am.

    4. Tell them they’re too young to have a girlfriend or boyfriend. Alternatively, you could ask them how their “little” boyfriend is doing, or if they have one yet. Speculating on who would make a good girlfriend or boyfriend also is good.

    5. Act like you know everything. Forget that teenagers do have some acquired knowledge, and that they, like other people, like to be acknowledged for their intelligence. For good measure, say, “At your age, I thought I knew everything too.”

    6. Tell them, “You have to earn my respect”. This teaches this lesson that human beings, on the whole, are not worthy of respect unless they do something for you. Since respect is very important to teens, this will help you reach your goal immediately.

    7. Make sure that they know they are untrustworthy.
    They’re teens, so they’re bound to screw up, right? Make sure they know this by not giving them any responsibility for anything that counts. Assume, out loud, that any time a crime happens in your town, it must have been “one of those crazy teens”.

There you go. If you want teenagers to run away screaming when they see you coming, you know what to do! If you are a teacher and are doing these things, this is my public plea to please quit.

 

Spring Break Is Almost Here February 22, 2008

Filed under: Teaching — News Writer @ 11:45 pm

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As a teacher, I seriously count down the days to Spring Break. At this point, it’s only two weeks away! I’m not excited because I’m planning on going anywhere, however. At least nowhere close to where I’m at. During Spring Break, the Texas coast becomes ridiculous with hoards of college students, many wearing bikinis and freezing in the completely unpredictable weather. Prices skyrocket, and it’s just not a really good time to take your eight-year-old to the beach. The thing is, your eight-year-old wants to go to the beach. So the thing to do is to then check out
flights to South Africa. There are plenty of beaches in South Africa, right? And I’ll wager they’re better than any of the ones on the Texas coast, which feature brown water, rotting seaweed, and a plethora of tar that sticks to your feet. If we went to the beach in South Africa, we might even get to see zebras. Although I doubt they’re on the beach. It would be really cool if they were, though, right? It would be kinda like the movie Madagascar, and my kiddo would definitely enjoy that.

At any rate, we definitely need an alternative to the Spring Break status quo around these parts.