So Google decided to put an end to my dream of saving for a down payment on a house. My pagerank is now ZERO. But, I still have my thousand dollars! I can still get a house, it will just be a much more modest one. Sorta like this:
Photo by Cindy47452
Now, you know the importance of fitting into one’s neighborhood, keeping up with the McCoy’s and all that, right? I figure if I buy into that hood, I need to know how to make some hooch. I mean, there’s probably not a Wine and Spirits store right down the street, right? So I looked into it, and I think I know the minimum to meet my entertaining needs for my housewarming party.
Here’s what I’ll need:
A trash bag
warm water
fruit or fruit juice
raisins or tomatoes
yeast
sugar or powdered milk
Now all I have to do is mix the stuff together, put a tube of some sort in the top of the bag before I tie it off, and wait 3-7 days. Yummy! My new neighbors will be delighted and I’ll fit right in, at least after I steal a few pit bulls. Actually, this particular recipe came from the book, You Are Going to Prison, by Jim Hogshire, but it’s okay that it’s prison hooch, cuz that’ll give me street cred in my new hood. That is, if there are any streets.
For those of you who were hoping to avoid the prison stuff, you can find a good (?) hooch recipe over at How To Do Stuff. He uses grape juice. Thinks he’s better than the rest of us, I guess…
Hi girl, I was looking for a ‘buy me a beer plug in’ for blogger, but I found you in the search results. Anyway, your blog is very nice. Pinky, what a girl. So, for the first time I just wanna say hello. Nice to be here…
Ecko
I use coconut milk, but I never drink it myself. I offer it to humans camera crews who visit.
Gorilla Bananas’s last blog post..Bad vibrations
My Toolbar PR just dropped to 2. In some of the webmaster forums, the buzz is about how many people dropped to PR 0. If we’re in the midst of an update, these numbers could go up or down at a moment’s notice.
Michael Haislip’s last blog post..AdWords blindness is the new banner blindness
Yeah, after another of my sites dropped from 3 to 0 a few minutes after my last comment, I’m fairly sure this is temporary.
Michael Haislip’s last blog post..AdWords blindness is the new banner blindness
Pour me a tall one, babe! Mmmmm…. (do you serve alka seltzer with that?) Cheers, JP/deb
I was expecting my PageRank to go up, but it dropped down to zero as well. Google finally caught on to my link selling, which really sucks.
Tay - Super Blogging’s last blog post..The Best of the Blogosphere: January 11, 2008
I’ll trade you a pack of cigarettes and a tamale made from a bag of cheetos and a pack of mayonnaise for a jar of your hootch.
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